http://m.fanfiction.net/s/8110059/1/
God bless this single fanfiction.
Well maybe.
It’s so terribly hilarious and disgusting.OH MY GOD THE UGLIEST LAUGHTER OF THEM ALL HAHAHAJSHFDGFASJGDSGHGJAADEZRUGHJADN
PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO LAUGH AND BLEACH MY BRAIN
I COULDN’T EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH THE FIRST PARAGRAPH WITHOUT LAPSING INTO A GIGGLEFIT
WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DOES IT EXIST?

Remember when this happened http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goCZvzqc-fQ
special delivery
omg Ichi. HIT THE ESCAPE BUTTON
I lost my shit at “sanguine monster of mating”
Dead. I am dead.
oh my fucking god what did I just read XDD NSFW VERY VERY NSFW
eUe Well, lunch is gonna look gross.